bouhous:

hey bro…u awake? can i hold your hand…..i had a nightmare

(Source: evildead92, via bootyclitcious)

muscleluvr2:

oh youre a son? name 5 of your parents

(via hi)

michaxl:

*walks into school* wtf there are so many people from my school here

(Source: michaxl, via assume)

Straight White Boy Problem #174

straightwhiteboyproblems:

i dont kno why girls say “wow i hate when guys wear cargo shorts!” because few guys actually wear cargo shorts. its springtime bruh its all about the pastel shorts

(via halvins)

krystalrneth:

U know you’ve grown up when you don’t find the same people on YouTube funny anymore

(Source: foodtrucker, via pizza)

spookytotodile:

when u catch someone lookin at you for like the 15th time and u just like damn u tryna holla or what

(Source: 420dongsquad, via teacupscaroline)

i am three years behind in my math homework

(Source: frowl, via teacupscaroline)

I’d rather be at Coachella.
Everybody (via justintimbergasm)

(Source: karenslucille, via lohanthony)

princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

(Source: whattt-fucking-ever, via bootyclitcious)

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